Thursday, October 15, 2015

RED ZONE PEEVING AND POT

Time to get my peeve on.

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Topping the list today is the fact that I am trying to find some Pet Peeves posted by others on my Facebook Timeline. I keep scrolling and I just can not quite get to the middle of September where they rest.

The reason?

Mid-scroll, my laptop (or some evil-FB trickster) bounces me back to the top.

These peeves are funny and very spot-on, so I will keep searching.

But, why doesn't FB have a tool to allow us to search our own Timeline by date?

Damn you, Zucky!

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Poor Lamar Odom is in a catastrophic-state, and all we can read about are the Kardashian-Jenner idiots (and I am using that term to be nice).

MAKE THEM VANISH, PLEASE!

Hope Lamar's legitimate family will find comfort at this time.

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Already weary of the Aunt who sued her nephew for, apparently,  breaking one of  her bones.

Now, she is on television?

MAKE HER VANISH!

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After an exhaustive search to discover new candles (I burn them like a fiend), I requested and received some suggestions from trusted individuals.
Are they messing with us with this scent?


So, I just purchased a couple and they are fabulous. They are called WoodWick, and they crackle, and are quite aromatic.

Wait.

One is burning, and I suddenly have the urge to break out a lighter (and I don't even own one) and wave it in the air while listening to Pink Floyd or whatever.

Oh, because the scent is vaguely reminiscent of POT!

Whatever happened to apple, cinnamon or vanilla?

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Pet-Peeve level is rising to the red zone, but that candle is making me mellow as hell.

Snack time, people!