The first (and will not be the last from her) are from, the Divine Ms. Diane. These are SO good, but the one about the cats in her neighborhood is really sad.
Take it away...
- People who take "a few" grapes at the grocery store, you know, just so they can make sure they're stealing the tasty grapes.
- People who throw lit cigarette butts out of their car windows, with absolutely no regard to where they might land and start a fire, including inside an open convertible.
- People who let their cats run loose outside and then expect sympathy when they're run over or eaten by a coyote. (Happens in our neighborhood a lot.)
- Yard maintenance people who blow all the leaves and trimmings into the street, expecting it all to magically disappear.
- Yard people who fire up the industrial strength lawnmowers and string trimmers every single solitary Saturday morning between 6:45 an 7:00 a.m. (Same neighbor who ignores watering restrictions.)
- Anybody who rides a Harley through a residential neighborhood past midnight, especially if they gun it up.
- Orders that are wrong in the drive-thru, because you are screwed and you KNOW they're laughing at you.
- People who use their phones during movies, lighting up half the theater.
- People who talk back at the screen during movies, like they're at home.
- People who flip you off - or vandalize your car -if you dare to put a bumper sticker on it and they don't agree with your politics. This is a particular problem for liberals in Texas.
- Anybody who invites you over for dinner, and then forces you to pray with them whether you want to or not. Even worse, they demand to pray at your house even if you don't do that.
- People who change babies at a booth in a restaurant.
- Anybody who plants trees and neglects to water them, then they pull them up and demand a refund at the local garden center.
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